Teacher:“Would you like to share that with the whole class?”
Student:“No, that’s why I whispered it”
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We call him Phil now.
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Aubrey Plaza in Anti-Drug Dog (x)
(Source: joanieholloway, via alittledoseoflaughter)
physicallyalivebutmentallydead:
Not cry, but scream. Oh most deffinetly scream.
(Source: b0nes-and-binges, via takeovertheworld)

